maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)
Of all posts to see with a million notes, I’m glad it’s this one.
asians worldwide are being beaten and killed. and it keeps going unnoticed. if you are being silent, fuck you.
the amount of hate crimes against asians have risen 1900%. it’s not our fucking fault we are in this pandemic. asians arent a virus or a disease. leave us the fuck alone.
Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”
“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”
“NOOOOOOO!”
When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.
When children are small and learning to count and you say the numbers out of order? Peak comedy.
“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”
“NO! One two three!”
“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”
“Noooooo!”
Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”
on Halloween at the store i work at there was a little boy in a Batman costume, and as I was helping his mom I kept addressing him as Mr. Superman and Mr. Aquaman & he kept correcting me, “noooo, BATMAN” until they were leaving and he very seriously told me, “actully, I’m Ryan”
“Well are you a [controversial identity] supporter???”
My friend I do not know what to tell you here. My rule is and remains “I don’t care what you call yourself because your actions and who you are as a person is more valuable to me” and “as long as everyone in the situation is an adult and is giving enthusiastic consent I genuinely do not give a fuck what you do” and “words are stupid and people are complicated so it doesn’t matter if The Words Are Wrong as long as it makes you happy”
I’m a longer tables not higher walls kind of guy. Have a seat. Break bread with me. Tell me a story over dinner. I think that’ll be better for the both of us.
I’m also, frankly, a “cliques do more harm than outliers” kinda gal. I am begging people on here to stop with the “keep the ostracisation but this time I get to be the one doing it” BS.
There is a time and place for closed groups and practices. But that time and place is very rare.
I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.
god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve
this photo of OP holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios is so beloved to me
This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.
guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild
